October 15th, 2014

minigator:

when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”

step one: wash hair

step two: hope for the best

(via kepprachameleon)

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(via aleighx)

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via timtampon)

morifartlock:

deanismydemon:

thosebowleggedhunters:

deanismydemon:

deanismydemon:

look what I found while browsing in the library

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do you know what this is?

PUBLISHED FANFICTION

wait a sec

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tHE FUCK?

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ABORT

ABORT

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do you guys understand how much published fan fic this fandom has ?

and they all spell Cas, Cass.

WAIT IT GETS BETTER

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(via timtampon)

viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

(via stumbleintolovingyou)

willzone:

laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

watch til the end.  perfect video.

(via twotabletaylor)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Source: blowjcb, via masturbatingnerd)

lokis-army-is-my-division:

sarah—herondale:

smoshatemyphan:

i-dontwanttobuildasnowman:

clemxlukebrotp:

gobmonster:

girogirl723:

theniallerstolemyheart:

notaslytherinstereotype:

rule #1) IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

este hombre merece LA GLORIA

GOD BLESS.

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must. reblog. the creator.

I LOVE YOU

HALLELUIAH

It’s tumblr law to reblog it’s daddy

He’s actually pretty cute. :3

*throws rose*

^-^

bless you,for letting fangirls and fanboys find a home 

(Source: dropeverythingnow, via masturbatingnerd)

When I look ahead innocently in a book and accidentally see a potential spoiler

macteenbooks:

sagspanther:

I’m like:

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I just wanted to know when the chapter would end! Or how long it was! Noooooooo

this is the worst!!

(via jxdeline)

October 14th, 2014

if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

(via potatoandotherwise)

skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

(via twotabletaylor)

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

(via officialfrenchtoast)

squatsandsupernatural:

The number of people to which I have wanted to say this to…

(Source: besttvgifs, via jxdeline)